Thursday 29 January 2009

GOA announcement that Ghaz has been waiting for!

OMGWTFBBQSauce!


The announcement that Ghaz has been waiting for has (sort of) arrived. The Orc Choppa class is going to be introduced into the game during the month of March! The little part of me that was expecting instant gratification on the 29th has gone "meh!", but I knew deep down that it was just going to be announcement time.


You can check out this MAJOR announcement over at Eurogamer. Big props to them for gobbling up that news. (http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/goa-unveils-enormous-war-update)


I would like to know where the official GOA announcement is? Have they posted it anywhere? If anyone knows could you please help an orc out and throw me some linkage? Cheers! Oh, and BTW.... another stupid DORF class with ginger hair has been announced too, but I doubt anyone in their right mind will want to populate the Dwarves anymore.


I mean Dwarf secks ew?



Both classes will be the last of the two mirror classes to be introduced to the game and Eurogamers description of them has me salivating. "Berserk, up-close brawlers with little regard for their own safety." WAR will never be the same again! When can I get my hands on them! When Mythic?!! When??

Well apparently we have to complete an event a la Heavy Metal in order to get our grubby little hands on the new classes. I can't wait to hear more about this as I didn't actually partake in the Heavy Metal event. As my highest ranked character is only a mere rank 18, will that mean I wont be able to partake in the slaughter? Or are all ranks welcome? Maybe someone could enlighten me! ^^

A new RVR chaos themed scenario/zone is being introduced as well! Hopefully the event will involve flailing into this zone and busting some heads with large choppa shaped instruments. but we can only hope

The other big feature of the announcement is the news of the introduction of an entirely new zone! Featuring one of my favourite Warhammer armies the Tomb Kings! Apparently it's a throw back to the old days of Camelot and may share some similarities to a dungeon in Mythic's previous title, which I never actually dabbled in. But for all you fans of DAOC, I hope Mythic breathe some new life into the dungeon port and not just rehash old content. I have faith!

For those of you who are not privy to our Epidermisly challenged cousins from the lands of the south. I'll let the good old chaps at Games Workshop fill you in...

The armies of the Tomb Kings hail from the desert lands far south of the Empire of the Old World. Reanimated by the undying Liche Priests, the skeletal warriors of the Tomb Kings march forth to reclaim the lands they once defended in life and to exact vengeance from those who have wronged them in the past.

Long before the Old World was civilized, an ancient civilization known as Nehekhara came to power. The land was divided into city-states, each ruled by its own King and defended by its own army. Over the centuries, the power-hungry Kings, frustrated by their short mortal lifespans, sought ways to prolong their lives.

Although true immortality eluded them, the rulers of Nehekhara came to believe that if they preserved their bodies after death, powerful magic could one day revive them and they could return to power. Elaborate tombs and pyramids were constructed to protect the remains of these dead monarchs and to house the many treasures and warriors that were buried with the Kings to serve them when they were reborn.

The plans of the Nehekharan monarchs would one day be twisted by an ambitious Priest-King of Nehekhara known as Nagash. Nagash raised an army of long-dead warriors to expand his lands and increase his power. It was the first time the dead were ever made to walk. Although Nagash’s mighty army was eventually defeated by a coalition of other Nehekharan kings, the mighty priest escaped to plot his revenge. Nagash released a powerful magic spell that turned the civilization of Nehekhara into a dead land. To this day, the land once known as Nehekhara is a barren, sun-blasted desert where only the dead stir.

There was one unforeseen result of Nagash’s great spell. The magics he had unleashed animated the Kings in their tombs and pyramids. The vast armies that had been buried with these rulers came to life once again, ready to defend their King in undeath. However, the Tomb Kings and their armies were not reborn as flesh and blood as they had expected. Instead, they were returned to life as skeletal, mummified parodies of men.

The Tomb Kings and Princes, assisted by the magically adept Liche Priests, lead a variety of troops into battle. Skeletal infantry, cavalry, and charioteers constitute the bulk of the Tomb King forces. More specialized forces include Tomb Swarms of undead scarab beetles, the enormous living statues known as Ushabti, great undead birds called Carrion, giant Tomb Scorpions, catapults that can hurl skulls at the enemy, and the terrifying and destructive Bone Giants. The Tomb Kings are a relentless, magically potent army that is resplendent on the field of battle.

Make sure to tune into Voon tonight at 7pm EST (12amGMT) for the DEV chat regarding this announcement.

Ghaz ^^

Tuesday 27 January 2009

Get to Da Choppa's!!!!!!!!!!

Ello' and WAAAGH to Everybody and welcome to mah new blog on WAR. Since it's fairly safe to say the Orc Choppa will be gracing us with it's presence soon... and as as Big Barnett has ushered in a new wave of blogging, I thought I would jump on the bandwagon. My reasons for this are threefold....

1) I want to commit to one game. By my nature I am very fickle and get bored easily. Well bored is maybe too strong a word, but I like to "Chop and change" ^^ so to speak. At the moment I am hopping between WoW, Battleground Europe (Because i'm a ww2 nut), Hearts of Iron 2 (YAWN) and WAR. Well i'm not WARRing and the moment (i'll tell you why in a minute).

I love Warhammer! I've been a 40k player in the past (Orks ofc ^^) and I really like WAR. However when Mythic decided to cut my class from the roster I was so pissed and vetoed war for like a week :P. I eventually bit the bullet and rolled a Black Orc, but i'll get into that in a minute :P

It's my hope that by blogging about WAR in the run up to the release of the Choppa class, that it will rekindle my interest in the game and make me stick to playing one game, and hence pay one sub. It'll be great on my timekeeping and my wallet and my finacée won't get annoyed about me pluggin away on the pooter til the wee hours. (See http://firesofwar.wordpress.com/ - The latest post here is amazing advice on this topic)

2) Warhammer Orc's are full of win

No other fantasy based game and/or world depicts Orc's in a way that is totally 100% full of win. I mean take the Lord of the Rings Orc's for example..

I mean what the frakk is that? It looks like a giant turd with a mask on, not very Orky at all. If I wanted to be chased down the street by a giant turd i'd go for a madras with me mate Grog down the local curry house. Jesus.

However they growl, grunt, scream, bash stuff and speak in a cockney accent and for this reason I award them 2 Goff's

WoW Orc's on the other hand look quite respectable and I was really excited to see the look and feel of them back in Ye Olde days when the game was due to be released. (Man that seems like beards ago!!!). There is something great about rolling up an Orc, donning your big ass choppa and smashing things into a pulp with no regard for your own personal safety. So it is for this reason I give them 3 Goff's




"Come on Ghaz?? Why not 4 Goffs???" Because they hang their mouths open all the time for no apparent reason, run like they shat their pants and go around shouting LOK TAR, whatever the frakk that means. Plus ORC'S ARE TOO BIG TO BE ROGUES! Can you imagine an Orc sneaking into ANYWHERE? No.. Why? because they are green, fat and smell of Orc.



Except Warhammer Ork Kommando's in 40k who excel at being sort of sneaky by running round the back and stabbing you with a huge knife. See how Warhammer Ork's just generally rule over all other types of Ork's.

I'm not the only one who thinks that Ork's are not sneaky though. In the Ork Codex there is a great quote from some space ummies' which read's..


Provost-Major Kyne, at the court-martial of Lt Gordo
Half-glimpsed shadows? Ork wearing camouflage? Do you take us for imbeciles? Orks are barbaric and entirely single-minded. Army dogma, which has served us well for ten thousand years, teaches us this. Greenskins come on in a great horde, they do not slink and sneak in the shade.

Guards! Take the prisoner to the holding cells to await execution for cowardice and incompetence.


But I digress.....

3) Warhammer Orc's are the 100% bonafide in your face Stupid Orc's I have come to love and cherish. From their look to their accent's they are the real deal. Everything that comes out of their mouth is utter win. They are so good they constitute two of my three reasons for writing this blog. They live to chop you into little bits and derive a great deal of pleasure in doing so. To quote an ork strategist..
Get 'em boyz!
Dakka dakka dakka!
WAAAGH! THE ORKS!
WAAAGH!
- Rotgob, Ork strategist

So earlier I stated that at the moment I am not WARRing. But why write a blog on WAR if you don't play the game? because I want to play the game but I flat out refuse to until Mythic get around to releasing the sole reason I want to play. That is the lovley Orc Choppa. I just can't play any other race that isnt MDPS or a Greenskin. It just feels wrong.


Well I did bite the bullet and roll a Black Orc bearing the name of my Blog. Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thrakka Warboss of Da Goff's is the greatest Ork to ever have Waaaaghed and it seemed only fitting that I should honor him by remaking him in WAR and smashing some heads. Which I did! and I enjoyed it for a while but I just couldn't accept my role as a tank. And as such believed I was hurting my team and giving poor Ghaz a bad name. So I hung up his boots and logged out.

Well, i've rambled on enough I think. I just wanted to say hello and to let you know why I am writing this blog. In anticipation of the greatest class to ever grace an MMO.

Da Orc Choppa!